When I am 100 Years Old

Attributions: 

Brendan – 5th Grader

“Looking back over the past 100 years, I have to admit I’ve had a pretty wonderful life. I now live in Spanish Fork in a mansion with my wife and some of my kids. Her name is Barbie. We have 500 kids and we own 50 acres of land. I have a pet stuffed unicorn. My youngest kid is 20 and my oldest is 80. I had a great career as a dancer. At first I was a janitor but found out I still had the skills to pay the bills. I gave the other 5 thousand to charity and homeless and dance studios. My family has been by my side throughout all of it. They helped me get a job and get a girlfriend. I gave them enough money to get a better house and have good health.”